David "Asian Dave" Ziegler was an undergraduate at Case who majored in Economics and Math. In his spare time, of which he apparently has far too much, he enjoys fighting just about anyone willing to fight him, and a few who are not. He is known for his wacky hijinks and sense of humor.

Having graduated, he is currently pursuing a master's degree at the illustrious Stanford University in "Operations Research". In theory granting him actually useful skills. He will be living in Palo Alto by the beginning of the next school year.

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Founder of Bronsoft, he is the creator of Zombie Organizer Kinjite, the ideal low-cost tool for organizing all your zombies...things. Other notable Bronsoft Products are the Artificial Intelligent Dance Music generator and Kersey, a PDF segmenter with actual sales.

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Dave is roughly twenty years old, and may or may not currently be single. Originally from Cincinnati, Ohio, where his parents still live, his current whereabouts are uncertain. His father is from Newport, Kentucky and his mother is a South Korean immigrant who moved to the United States in her late 20s. It has been theorized that Dave's status as a single child and his parent's divorce have both been factors leading to his current deviant behaviour. Despite his Korean heritage, he is no good in Starcraft. While it is conceivable that he is a DDR Master, this has not been empirically tested.

In addition to fighting, he enjoys watching bad movies and listening to worse music and is no longer able to tell the difference between things that are funny because they are humorous, and things that are funny because they are stupid. His interests include computer programming, natural rights theory, atheism, debunking alternative medicine and organic food, intelligent machines, and Dungeons and Dragons. Indeed, an entire D&D session was played last semester in which dave participated. He also has in his possession a box set of Evangelion.

An imposing figure, Dave towers under those who are paradoxically lesser than him. Like Ares, the god of war, a swath of bodies lies in his wake. Virgins are sacrificed at his whim while the screams of those who dared defy him provide a dainty background music. George Ernst himself cowers in terror as Dave's demon armies blacken the sky. With nothing left to conquer, the fabric of time and space is torn asunder and all is laid waste.

He is currently believed to be Archenemies with Christopher Hesse.